I got this in an email today. You may have seen it already, but it is pretty funny. Or should I say punny?
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care proposals:
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
On the other hand, the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
But, the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
The Pediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”
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The Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter….”
OB/GYN’s were sure it was a ‘pregnant’ idea.
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
But the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
And, the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the buttholes in Washington.
